Dane, Dane, Dane...

Here is a story Elder Smith relayed on to me today....

"Ok since Elder Branch (my companion) is a little nerdy and has never experienced any form of worldliness in his life...he just knows that beer is just not acceptable at all!
So, I called Sister Sewell, she is member, but her husband Clarence isn't. Clarence drinks a lot of beer. So as I was on the phone with her and asked if we could stop by and drink a beer with Clarence. Then I asked her if there was beer in the fridge. So in the mean time Elder Branch is hearing everything I am telling Sister Sewell (she is in on the way I talk as well) So, I tell Elder Branch were going to Sister Sewell's cuz he has never been there before. So he is just completely silent. I have a hold of the phone because I know if I didn't he would be calling President Gee at this time. I could tell he was totally flustered and didn't know what to do. In the mean time I am laughing inside. So we get to the Sewell's and there is Clarence sitting on the porch drinking a beer, so I put my backpack down and ask Clarence if Ic an have a beer and he says " only one cuz everytime you missionaries come over you drink all my beers" so I go in the fridge and get me a beer and pop it open in front of Elder Branch, mean while he is just standing there speechless with a horrified look on his face. LOL I pop a squat right next to Clarence and act like I'm gonna lift it to my mouth but I hadn it to Clarence. LOL It scared the crap out of Elder Branch and Dane had a good laugh.

By the way...Elder Branch's name is really Elder Limb but Dane has nicknamed him Elder Branch and he doesn't like it.